http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com I don't remember it, but I don't like it! Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:09:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en People love top 10 lists! I read it on the internet! In the spirit of such discovery, we're proud to present a list of our top 10 most intense games ever. Games that make a pulse pound, often keep a ridiculous pace, and never fail to remind you how fucked ... http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com/2008/07/22/top-10-most-intense-games-ever-damn-it/ Political Machine 2008 Damn it, can’t it be so easy in reality? Maybe it is, maybe the real secret is that no politician has broken it down into spreadsheet form and then put a spiffy UI on their campaign. Because if they do that, they should win pretty easily, and ... http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com/2008/07/22/the-political-machine-2008/ Every year, Atari gives us a new Dragonball Z game, and every year consistently brings improvement in presentation and combat. Sadly there’s always a new problem added to the mix as well, but normally the benefits have outweighed the problems. Dragonball Z: Burst Limit may be the first exception, ... http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com/2008/07/11/dragonball-z-burst-limit/ The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction is my favorite superhero game ever. It's one of my favorite games ever, and I had some extremely high expectations going into this new Incredible Hulk. They were mostly unmet, yet I can't seem to stop playing, nor can I stop comparing it to ... http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com/2008/06/27/the-incredible-disappointment/ Penny-Arcade Adventures:On the Rain-slick Precipice of Darkness:Episode 1, known to the common man as "That Penny-Arcade game", is out for PC and Xbox Live. It is, in a word, pulpy. In two words, thick pulp. In yet more words, this is hyperfruit, a juiceless, rindless orange, composed entirely of flavorful flesh, magically held ... http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com/2008/05/30/2000-well-spent-pennies-or-1600-microsoftlivegamerxboxpointthingies/ 973976969 If you haven't played Beyond Good and Evil, download it RIGHT NOW off of Xbox Live Arcade, it's in the originals. Or get it for 20 dollars some other way, it's on every last gen platform, plus PC via Steam for 10 dollars. 10 dollars! Just make sure you have ... http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com/2008/05/28/beyond-good-and-evil-2-yes-really/ What is, in my opinion, the greatest multiplayer game of all time is coming to Live Arcade. Fucking WARLORDS. Warlords will be available for 400 points on May 28th, 1 am PST. Here's hoping the devs figured out a good way to make it work without a paddle controller(say, using the ... http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com/2008/05/27/fucking-warlords/ And that, in a nutshell, is Galactic Civilizations II:Twilight of the Arnor. You'll get it, you'll start playing at 6pm, you'll realize it's 5 am, you REALLY need to pee, and you're pretty thirsty. And your drink went flat HOURS ago. http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com/2008/05/23/im-hungry-i-guess-ill-get-dinner-waitwhat-the-hell-is-the-sun-still-up-oh-god-its-5-am/ Sometimes, you just have to copy and paste. This is one of those times. Universal Pictures to develop movie based on hit video game from 2K Games Gore Verbinski, Director of Pirates of the Caribbean, to Direct/Produce New York, NY – May 9, 2008 – 2K Games announced today that it has reached ... http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com/2008/05/09/would-you-kindly-not-fuck-it-up/ So here's some stats from Microsoft regarding Grand Theft Auto IV. You can't be surprised by any of them, can you? The game doesn't even need reviewed, you just need to buy it. Even if you weren't that into the last ones, like myself, this is a whole new level ... http://www.gamecurmudgeons.com/2008/05/08/yep-were-still-playing/