Say what you want about the sex included in Heavy Rain and Fahrenheit, at least it wasn’t this bad.
God of War III‘s obligatory sex minigame is a 45 second affair that feels like an hour. While just as before the camera pans away from the action but the sound continues, this time, it gets worse.
This time there are two lovely undressed ladies in the wings, watching and commenting on how great it is.
“By the gods, is he going to?” “If it’s so great watching, imagine how it must feel!” “Oh my, such power!”
And as the scene progresses, they start groping each other more and more, until the end where one pushes the other down and they themselves go at it. It’s as close as it can be to porn without actually being porn, and yet it’s somehow MORE embarrassing to have it seen/heard by other people. At least then there’s an excuse of it being passive. In this, you have to get INVOLVED for those precious experience points. And it’s a known, gamers will do anything for precious experience points, no matter how degrading.
But let’s just try to keep this one from happening again, okay guys?
