Valve, I issue you a challenge.

Normally, I wouldn’t post this here, but it’s obvious Vince, aka the ShamWow guy, is being turned into a TF2 scout. He’s going to have a baseball cap and a bat really soon. Valve, you must hire him to promote the scout upgrades, and include the following lines.

“You followin’ this Heavy Weapons Guy?”

“Upgrade in the next 20 miuntes, because we can’t do this all day, and we’ll throw in the caltrops for free.”

If there happens to be a snack for the scout to regain health or pick up a speed boost, well, you know what it has to be. “You’re gonna love my nuts!”

And a testimonial from the engineer. “He’s very quick, it’s a time saver for point capturing.”

Do it Valve!

For those who haven’t seen this commercial, by the way…

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